You’re in the club with a book in your bag (yes, you’re actually reading it). Your mind is as sharp as your cat-eye liner. Oversized shades block the haters, though you’d never bat an eye. Incense is always on hand to clear the bad vibes. Soft as a rose petal, but careful of the thorns. They don’t build statues of critics, but they’d build one of you.

The Bag: Lovard Croissant in Chocolate Leather

The Contents: 1. Against Interpretation by Susan Sontag, 2. Eyelash curler, 3. Santa Maria Novella incense papers, 4. Old Céline card holder, 5. Bienaimé blotting papers, 6. Vintage Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses, 7. Sisley Paris lip balm, 8. Chanel liquid eyeliner, 9. Dries Van Noten Rosa Carnivora Eau de Parfum