There’s champagne in the fridge, feathers on the floor, and a playlist that could resurrect your last situationship. You’re less domestic goddess, more tabloid-era icon with an open floor plan. You host like it’s performance art, accessorize with gossip, and light candles like you’re setting the scene for a scandal. The vibe? Cinematic chaos with excellent lighting.

Lucky Charm:
STONE AND STRAND Galaxy Ear Cuff

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