THE FREE AGENT

You used to play for keeps. Now you play for fun. Touch football in the park, late nights on the Lower East Side, still keeping score even when no one else is. You like the chase, the crowd, the comeback. Commitment is optional. Chemistry isn’t.

YOUR UNIFORM:
A leather bomber jacket, a button-down shirt for impromptu interviews and dates alike, a sunshine smile, sartorial eyes, red boxer shorts, rugby socks, designer sneakers, a football-shaped bag, and the elevated scent of cannabis and tea.

Screenshot and share your results to Substack, Twitter and Instagram.

Is this your jam?
Play more quizzes here.