You alphabetize for sport and annotate for pleasure. Public library cardholder. Adjunct energy. New girl, but tenured in taste. Clever is your baseline. Interesting is your specialty. Office hours are always full.

YOUR UNIFORM:
Brightly colored layered polos (in cashmere of course), a striped scarf with a vintage scarf ring, a sparkly skirt, glitter heels, bold earrings, a dramatic smoky eye, and a glossy lip.